The Rock’s Story About How He Lost His Virginity, Which Involves The Police, Is Top-Notch

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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, who may or may not be running for President with Tom Hanks as his running mate in 2020, is in full Baywatch promotion mode.

Which means that he’s making the rounds appearing on shows like Saturday Night Live and doing numerous interviews with magazines and other media.

Thanks to the latter and Johnson’s inability to not be entertaining pretty much no matter what he does or says we have now been treated to the story of how he lost his virginity.

Speaking to Elle, Johnson at first laid down a big humble brag (something he’s also well-known for doing)…

Speaking of sexiness, tell me about losing your virginity. Would you have done anything differently?

Um…I wouldn’t have been so good at it? I mean, where do you go after that.… [Laughs]

Uh huh, right… please go on, Rock..

That’s the A side to the answer. Now the B side to that is — I would not have been in a park. I would have preferred not to have been caught by the cops.

That really happened?

Yes, my friend. We shouldn’t have been in the park in the first place. All of a sudden, a big spotlight came on us. Bang. You hear the cop roll down the window and say, “Ma’am, are you okay? Will you come to the car?” She gets dressed, comes to the car. They say, “Are you being attacked?” She says, “No, that’s my boyfriend.” It was a complete nightmare. [Laughs] Some stories are beautiful, but mine was not.

Finally, something about The Rock we normal people can actually relate to.

Now about that whole running for President thing… he’s not serious, right?

It’s something that I gave my word that I would consider. We’ve had a lot of internal conversations, and I have a great team around me that continues to grow. I have a lot of friends in politics on both sides. And as the people continue to respectfully inquire about it, I’ll respectfully consider it.

I guess we could do worse, huh?

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