You Have To Applaud Gisele Selling A Photo Book Of Her Nudes For $700…Damn You Tom Brady


Seven-hundred dollars for a book filled with scantily-clad photos of Gisele Bundchen!? Ummmm, that’s a bargain, right? This thing has limited edition written all over it (only 1,000 copies are going to print) and you totally have to believe these pictures are coming from Tom Brady’s personal collection, right?

I mean, you don’t have famous photography visionaries like David LaChapelle, Juergen Teller, Inez & Vinoodh, and Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott take the arguably the nudes ever taken then not share them with your husband. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if Brady was calling the shots behind the scenes at the photoshoots.

“Yeah, let’s put her in that trashcan.”


“This is what the beach is like every day in Tom Brady’s life.”


“Dat Ass.”


“Sorry people, I don’t usually get boners on set…..but in all fairness, the book’s subtitle is ‘The Rise and Rise of Gisele Bundchen’…”


This is exclusive shit right here, people! I don’t think there’s something better that can be bought for $700.00 to be honest. BECAUSE GISELE ACTUALLY HAND-SIGNED EVERY COPY OF THIS BOOK TOO, OMG.


No way it doesn’t sell out in like 12 seconds. Honestly, this was probably all Tom Brady’s idea, too. Like, “Hey guys, look how hot my wife is, and oh, pay us while you’re at it!”

From the book’s publisher, Taschen:

With more than 300 photographs, this large-scale Collector’s Edition is personally curated and designed by Gisele in collaboration with Giovanni Bianco. From her legendary nude portrait by Irving Penn, chosen as the book’s cover, to iconic shots from such industry luminaries as David LaChapelle, Juergen Teller, Inez & Vinoodh, Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott and Corinne Day, it is a unique artistic presentation of the most famous Brazilian export together with Pelé and Senna and the highest-earning model in the world.

Damn you, Tom Brady.

[via Taschen, h/t Terez Owens]