Guess How Long It Takes For This Plate Of Leftover Sushi That Jimmy Kimmel Left Out On A Sidewalk To Get Eaten
Less than 10 minutes. It takes less than 10 minutes for some self-loathing individual to wander up to a random plate of leftover sushi and think to themselves “I hate myself so much that eating this random plate of raw fish seems like an okay idea!”
Could you see yourself doing this? Because if the answer to that question is “Yes,” you’re clearly doing something wrong with your life and should probably go fix it right now. It’s in the best interest for your health, really.
[H/T Gossip Cop]