Jennifer Lawrence Boyfriend Requirements Involve Godawful TV And Farting

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Jennifer Lawrence boyfriend requirements: The holy grail for any guy wanting to date her. Sure, we may not have a shot, but this is still important information, just in case.

As a part of her cover story for Vanity Fair, Jennifer Lawrence shared the five things she’s looking for in a boyfriend and oh, boy, does she have some interesting tastes, the worst of which is her number one thing on the list: reality TV shows.

Lawrence reveals that when it comes to dating, “I would just rather have somebody that has the same taste in reality TV.”

What exactly might that taste entail?

Shark Tank. Wait, Oh, Dance Moms—that is a good one!” she says. “O.K., maybe my favorite is Dance Moms, but I do love my Real Housewives. But there’s also—there’s Doomsday Preppers. Hoarders is O.K. I find it gets a little boring after a while, but it’s great.”

The list goes on: “I love Intervention, New York Housewives—and Beverly Hills, New Jersey, and Atlanta Housewives. I mean, I love them all, but Miami—oh, my God! Miami is really special.”

Yeesh… we knew she loved the Kardashians, but had no idea her taste for the worst shows TV has to offer extended this far.

The four other things Lawrence is looking for in a boyfriend include a guy who isn’t afraid to fart in front of her (check), a guy who is willing to go toe-to-toe with her crushing junk food (check), a guy who is like Larry David (huh?), and a guy who doesn’t like to fight or argue (umm, okay), saying, “I don’t like fighting, and I find argumentative people the most annoying people on the planet. Like, why do you still want to be fighting? It’s just unattractive.”

Lawrence closes the discussion by telling us, “Basically, what I’m saying is all I need in a relationship is somebody to watch TV with me.”

Check! Check! Check! I am so calling her for a date now. Anyone happen to have her number handy?

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