While I’m obviously much smarter now than I was in high school, it feels the exact opposite – it feels like I’ve gotten dumber since I graduated in 2010. Maybe it’s because I’ve matured and realized that I’m not the motherfuckin’ Einstein I thought I was, or maybe it’s because I’m genuinely a stupid idiot, but regardless of how smart/dumb you may or may not be the advice John Oliver’s got for you is still solid.
…well, if you consider presidential penis nicknames solid, anyway.
[H/T Daily Dot]