John Oliver Opens His Show By Going In On ISIS: ‘F*ck The Assholes, F*ck Them Sideways’
John Oliver did mince words last night during the opening segment of HBO’s Last Week Tonight. He unleashed an unfiltered “moment of premium cable profanity,” meaning he dropped all the beautiful, glorious f-bombs possible in response to the Paris attacks this weekend.
“We know this attack was carried out by giant fucking assholes. Unconscionable, flaming fucking assholes… Fuck these assholes, fuck them—if I may say—sideways.”
I had to googled it, but a Croquembouche really is a French freedom tower. They don’t stand a chance.