Jon Stewart Takes On Ebola Panic, Wonders Why Chris Christie Is Such A Dick

Comedy Central



Good morning. Let’s play Jon Stewart Mad Libs. Ready? Here we go.

Last night The Daily Show put ________ on blast for his/her _______ing of _________ .

Now fill those blanks in with, from left to right: “New Jersey Governor Chris Christie,” “handling,” and “the ebola situation.”

Broadcasting from Austin, the late-night funnyman also chronicled the differences between the way the disease has been handled in Texas and in New York.

It’s a damn shame Stewart and his team of writers refuse to run for public office. They’d surely have everything solved within a week. Cable laughs are just more important, I guess.