Jon Stewart reminded us once again Florida is a piece of toilet paper dangling off America’s shoe, causing all kinds of embarrassment. On the same night he welcomed presidential-minded Marco Rubio to The Daily Show to discuss a new book, the late-night funnyman took direct aim at the Sunshine State’s mismanagement of same-sex marriage legislation.
And that is how you segue.
Of course, Stewart could do nine minutes on Florida every single night. The state does provide some low-hanging fruit. Oranges, mostly.
Hell, maybe he should. I’d watch him read outrageous headlines until my eyes bleed.
Anyway, good morning, Florida. Keep being you.
[H/T: Daily Show]