Kanye West Went On A Rant For The Ages In Response To ‘The Wheelchair Incident’

Kanye West went on a lengthy rant at one of his concerts. Sound familiar? Of course it does, but this latest tirade might be his greatest masterpiece of ego combined with insanity yet.

Over the weekend Kayne West took major heat for stopping his concert until every one stood up…including a couple of people in wheelchairs. Naturally the Internet lost it’s mind at this type of behavior.

Of course, rather than apologize for his massive gaffe, Kanye did what Kanye does and went off for five minutes at his concert Monday night mentioning all sorts of people and things including him being a “married, Christian man” (all while dropping f-bombs, dick picture references, and being married to former a porn star), taking a sideswipe at Ben Affleck, and busting on Michael Strahan, Matt Lauer, Whoopi Goldberg, and Robin Roberts for reporting the news. News that he says if they keep reporting on, he’ll just keep on stopping his concerts for rants just like this. Oh goodie.

The complete transcript, courtesy of Radar.

“What I want you to do is I want you to run the video everyone’s talkin’ about where I so-called screamed at somebody and everything. I want you to run that, right, since this is such big media-press-news and everything that obviously they trying to demonize me for. It’s like, ‘Welcome to today’s news, ladies and gentlemen.’ We’ve got Americans getting killed on TV, kids getting killed every weekend in Chicago, unarmed people getting killed by police officers…

…It makes you just want to reflect on what are the things that are a little bit more sensationalized than others. I want to take this platform. If I didn’t have this last concert, maybe I would’ve tweeted something or put out a statement with a publicist, but I can talk directly to you — my fans. Because they’ve got this thing where they want the masses—people who’ve never heard my albums — to somehow read a headline that reads negative, and think that I’m a bad person or somethin’. I’m not judging, I’m just going to tell you who I am. I’m a married, Christian man. So, if you take someone that can go from being a rock star across the globe and everything and make the decision to pick one woman and raise a family, anyone here that’s married or that’s in a relationship knows that there’s enough things workin’ against you. I’m not going to make one of them Ben Affleck statements and shit.

But what I’m sayin’ is, you’ve got like 12 years that we put in positive music. How many people ever heard one of my songs on their way to work — they heard it, and it made them feel better? And on those songs that made them feel better, don’t I say offensive shit here and there, like, so wait a second, that’s my brand! I curse and say really offensive… wait a second. That’s why when I did ‘Runaway’ earlier, I said, ‘I sent ya a picture of my dick…’ what did ya think when y’all heard that? That’s not G-rated! This is rap fuckin’ music! This is real expression. This is real artistry. You know, an artist’s career doesn’t happen in one cycle of news—an artist’s career happens in a lifetime. And if you’re a true artist, you’re willing to die for what you believe in.

And I don’t know if you feel like this, or give this feeling after the 10, 11, 12 years, but does it seem like in any way I might be slightly a true artist? So, people on the Today show, I’m not sure I keep up with the news, but if Michael Strahan is still at the Today show — no, Good Morning America, Matt Lauer, the girls on The View — Whoopi Goldberg, Robin Roberts, if y’all run this, take a step back and look at this: I’m a married Christian man with a family. At my concerts, I make sure everybody has as good a time as possible. So all this demonizing me, it ain’t goin’ to work after a while. Pick a new target. Pick a new target. Because I’m not one of these dumbass artists that you’re used to. You come at me, I’m going to take my platform and break this shit down for real, intelligent people every night. And then, we’ll get back to the music.”

Got all that? Good. Remember all that the next you’re watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians, people.

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