The #KylieJennerChallenge is 2015’s ‘planking’, a trend where every halfwit is hopping on and sharing their results to social media. In the ‘Kylie Jenner Challenge’ teens are suction cupping a shot glass to their lips in an attempt to make them swollen, larger, and bruised. Why anyone would participate in something so insanely idiotic is beyond me, but kids do stupid shit all the time so I’m trying not to dwell on that point. This is my first ever Kylie Jenner post on this site (or any), and I can assure you that it’ll be my last. I simply felt it was necessary to shed light on all these idiots mutilating themselves in the name of a Kardashian.
What is worth noting is just how many #KylieJennerChallengeGoneWrong pics have surfaced due to this being a legitimate way to mess up your face. The amount of photos from of girls attempting this challenge and failing is actually quite staggering. Just scroll through this search of the fail hashtag for this challenge and you’ll see what I mean. But here’s a quick view of the kind of face mutilation we’re dealing with here:
A FAIL Compilation has already copped up and is rounding on half a million views:
One has to assume that at a certain point everyone who’s attempting this is just doing it to get in on the action, right? As in, ‘this has NOTHING to do with Kylie Jenner whatsoever, kids are just doing it because other kids are’. I’d like to believe that we live in a world where some little tool like Kylie Jenner doesn’t actually have enough influence to get teens across the world to mutilate their faces, but maybe I’m wrong.
Kylie’s responded to the challenge as more and more teens have hurt themselves in the process, but to me it just looks like she’s encouraging more kids to mutilate themselves, right?
When I see this crap I can’t help but recall ‘cheesing’ from South Park, where every kid get in on huffing cat anus to trip balls. Just because someone else is doing it doesn’t mean you need to, or should. Know that you could always end up like Kenny: