Leonardo DiCaprio Is So Chill He Reportedly Vapes And Wears Headphones While Having Sex
You know how I know that this story about Leonardo DiCaprio is true? Because I want to be true SO BADLY.
That being said, there is always the very, very small chance that it might not be, however, once you consider the source.
According to Star magazine…
Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude,” says a source whose BFF bedded the 41-year-old Oscar winner. “She told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.”
Now do you see why I want this story to be true?
The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
Uh, you get to have sex with Leonardo DiCaprio, that’s what was in it for her. Duh.
“Leo knows women are mesmerized by his stardom, so he obviously doesn’t care at all whether they’re satisfied or not,” says another insider. “He can sleep with almost any woman he wants without even trying, so it’s no surprise he doesn’t try in bed either.”
Must be rough to be so bored with all the beautiful women you get to have sex with all the time you have to other find ways to entertain yourself while doing it.
Leo and Gronk should get together sometime and exchange stories. Hell, I’d watch that on pay-per-view.
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