Lindsay Lohan Just Opened A Night Club Named After Herself, Already Dropped An F-Bomb On Her Customers

That’s right. Lindsay Lohan has opened her very own nightclub. The circle is now officially complete.

If anyone was ever destined to own her own bar Lindsay Lohan would have been one of the first names on my list.

The club, called LOHAN Nightclub, is located in Athens, Greece because apparently they don’t get news over there. Lohan actually co-owns it with restaurateur Dennis Papageorgiou. My guess would be that HE will be the one ACTUALLY running the club, but don’t think LiLo won’t be hands-on as well.

That’s because over the weekend, during the club’s grand opening, Lohan reportedly “pulled an all-nighter — arriving at 10 PM to make sure everything was ready to go, and stayed until 5 AM,” according to TMZ.

That’s right, Lindsay worked an exhausting seven straight hours she’s so damn dedicated to this venture.

The night wasn’t without its moments though. As LiLo was working the DJ booth she realized that no one was actually paying attention to her as she tried to speak to the crowd, “I feel like I’m speaking to myself.”

So naturally she just decided to tell everyone there to “shut the fuck up.”

Of course we have video, duh…

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Here are some pics and video from the grand opening…

But wait, there’s more. Lohan and Papageorgiou also plan to open clubs in Istanbul, Hong Kong, London and New York City. They also are thinking about opening up some spas too.

There is no possible way that this ends well, right?

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