We’re only days away from ‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’ hitting American theaters and smashing every box office record known to man. The yearning for ‘Age of Ultron’ is palpable, you can almost sense the blood rising nationwide for ‘Avengers 2’. As we round the final stretch towards ‘Age of Ultron’ I need you bros to remember something: it is VERY important that you don’t mix viagra with watching pump-me-up montages like the one above, or your manhood might actually explode. This montage captures nearly every cathartic moment that’s happened in the Marvel Universe movies, and it’s quite possibly the best montage you’ll watch this week. Also, the video above is really LOUD, so turn down your speakers before hitting play.
The last thing we want on our hands is a dude in the emergency room suffering from priapism or an exploded manhood due to the sheer awesomeness of the Marvel Universe super cut above. I couldn’t go to sleep at night with that blood on my conscience. The mere thought of it is actually skeeving me out quite a bit, and I really feel the need to change the topic before it’s too late….. In other news: how many of you bros already locked up tickets for ‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron‘ this weekend? And how many of you bros are gonna wait out the box office until theaters die down a little bit and you don’t have to fight for a seat? Answers down below in the comments!
Tip of the hat to reader Robert Jones for sending the video along!