Ben Affleck Showed Off Some ‘Bruce Wayne’ Status Core Strength When Sneaking Matt Damon Onto ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’


God I love how close Matt Damon and Ben Affleck have managed to stay over their respective extensive Hollywood careers, and this lil stunt speaks to the fact that these two Boston bros are still all about fucking around and having fun amidst the obligatory formalities that’ll follow any big name star around. Affleck looks like he was inspired by those two legendary dudes that pulled off the storied success that was one guy sneaking another guy into the movie theatre in his goddamn shirt.

I’m still trying to come to terms with how much havoc that must wreak upon any guy with a weak midsection, ill-equipped to bear the weight of another decent-sized male. At least that big time newfound internet celeb can rest easy knowing his core (abs) game is on par with motherfucking Bruce Wayne.

Aside from the stunt Damon and Affleck pulled off it’s great to see Damon and Kimmel keep up the running barrage of banter between one another, and stay true to the fact that Kimmel wants no part of Damon on his show, or in his life. Much therapy yet to be done bros.