Brian Austin Green, not pictured.
I don’t want to be mean here when it comes to couples breaking up, but… FINALLY. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have been together for 11 years. 11 YEARS! Can you believe that? I couldn’t believe it 11 years ago when they hooked up in the first place. And now, now it appears our dreams have come true. Just 11 years too late, as Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have officially separated.
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are going forward as solo acts. After 11 years together, five of them as a married couple, “Megan has separated from Brian,” an insider reveals exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly. “They decided on it six months ago.”
Their romance has recently been plagued with issues. Though sources remain vague on the exact cause of their split, “things have been rocky,” says one source close to the parents of sons Noah, 2, and Bodhi, 18 months. (Green, 42, also has son Kassius, 13, from a previous relationship.) The pair were last photographed together grabbing lunch in Beverly Hills on June 9.
They also point out something I either didn’t realize or had forgotten, probably the latter: Megan Fox is still just 29-years-old. Green hooked her back when she was just 18 and he was 31.
Getting out before turning 30… at least she finally came to her senses. Good for her. Now, about that date I’ve been wanting to have for the past 11 years…
Buh…
Bye…
Bye bye, Brian…