NSFW: Miley Cyrus Is Completely Naked (As In Nipple And No Weird Angles, No Strategic Shadows) For ‘Paper’ Magazine

LAS VEGAS, NV - DECEMBER 27:  Entertainer Miley Cyrus arrives at the grand opening of Britney Spears' two-year residency "Britney: Piece of Me" at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino on December 27, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada.  (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

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Most blogs on the Internet are titling Miley CyrusPaper magazine spread as “Miley Cyrus Breaks The Internet Like Kim Kardashian!” when in reality a more accurate title would be “Miley Cyrus Has Finally Jumped The Shark.” Girl’s been edging closer and closer to just being straight-up naked over the past year, and now that she’s finally gone there…so what? What’s left? I like her music. Does she have any new music coming out? No? So…she’s naked and that’s it?

You say she talks about her “sexual identity” in the spread, do you?

“I am literally open to every single thing that is consenting and doesn’t involve an animal and everyone is of age,” she told the mag.

“Everything that’s legal, I’m down with. Yo, I’m down with any adult — anyone over the age of 18 who is down to love me. I don’t relate to being boy or girl, and I don’t have to have my partner relate to boy or girl.”(via)

Well that’s a load of Tumblr bullshit if I ever read it.

But we both know you didn’t come here to read Miley’s take on “love” (gag), so click HERE to see Miley Cyrus completely naked (which is obviously NSFW) since we don’t do nudity on the site. We have standards…low standards, but still standards nonetheless.

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