The New James Bond ‘Spectre’ Trailer Is Full Of Hot Chicks, Explosions, And Espionage…It’s Perfect

by 3 years ago

Is there anything better to wake up to than a new James Bond 007: Spectre trailer? Surprise morning sex doesn’t count here. Neither does the legalization of marijuana in your state. When I’m saying that a new Spectre trailer is the best thing to wake up to I’m really just venting over how f*cking awful the recent movie trailers have been. Summer is supposed to be the time of year when we get hit with the year’s biggest blockbuster films AND the trailers drop for the next wave of cinema. That has NOT been the case this Summer, until now. The newest Spectre trailer is the best trailer of the Summer, hands down.

When I first watched the Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice trailer I was instantly ready to call it the worst trailer ever produced, I was however a little drunk, so I went back and watched it again the next day and confirmed that it is in fact the sh*ttiest looking trailer (and film) in the history of Hollywood.

And I know this is a pretty unpopular opinion, but I think the Suicide Squad trailer is mediocre, at best. Jared Leto and Margot Robbie were the only redeeming things in that trailer, but that was to be expected. Anyone who was skeptical at Jared Leto as the Joker simply doesn’t know sh*t about Jared Leto, he was born with a depth of insanity tailor made for the Joker character.

P.s., if you’re wondering what trailers I actually have enjoyed this Summer it’s basically boiled down to Joe Dirt 2 and the reboot of the Fantastic Four series, which looks phenomenal.


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