This NSFW Dub Of ‘Diners Drive-Ins And Dives’ Is 500 Times More Entertaining Than That Turd Of A Show

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I have an irrational hate for Guy Fieri. I hate his 90’s boy band frosted tips, I hate that squinty smile he does when he cracks a “joke” that isn’t fucking funny, I hate watching him cram food down his gullet and I hate watching him sit in that stupid red convertible and narrate about “Hurr durr here today we hav moar FEWD glob glub lub.”

It is an understatement to say that if Guy Fieri had a heart attack, I would smile.

My feelings of hatred towards Fieri only exist because Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives is, and I’m not exaggerating, on every hour of every day on the goddamn Food Network. Wanna watch Chopped? Nope sorry, Triple-D is on. What about Food Network Challenge? Ha-ha fuck you HERE’S GUY FIERI.

But y’know, if the show was something more like this hilariously NSFW dub, I’d probably watch it.