I Can’t Stop Setting This ‘Old Man Killing It On the Dance Floor’ Video To Hood Rap Songs

Yesterday, the Internet exploded with this video of an old man absolutely destroying the dance floor. In my world, this was the only thing that deserved attention. I must’ve watched it over a hundred times.

I didn’t even realize that someone that old could still have so much swag. The plastic bag dangling from his belt is probably holding a Costco size box of condoms. It’s good to see that the Old Man from Up got his groove back. Not only is he no longer bitter about being alone, he seems to flourish as a bachelor. It’s inspiring to see.

Something was missing though. I felt like the music he was dancing to at the event didn’t really fit how much energy he had flowing through those old bones of his. I set his video to a couple different songs, and there’s no doubt in my mind that he had an iPod in his plastic bag, and he was listening to one of these the whole time.

Check ’em out and let me know which one you think suits him the best.