Scott Disick Says To Hell With Making Bank At Regular Club Appearances, I’m Doing All-Nude Strip Clubs Now

Scott Disick, aka Lord Disick, has done what any smart guy would do when getting paid to appear at clubs for money. He’s figured out that if you’re going to get paid to be at a club it might as well be at a high-end, all-nude strip club.

I mean, why be the one doling out the Benjamins at a strip club when you can be the one raking them in? And Disick isn’t just hauling in a few measly Benjamins either, he’s going to get $50K to stand around and watch completely naked girls dance at the Crazy Horse in Pompano Beach, Florida on April 25th.

No wonder people call him “The Lord.”

In addition to the killer appearance fee Disick will also receive first class airfare, a hotel suite and meals at the club’s steak restaurant. A guy’s gotta eat, right? There’s even a lingerie shop at the club should he want to spend some of his earning on a gift to bring home to his wife Kourtney Kardashian.

The only downside is that he has to follow Farrah Abraham, who is NOT a porn star but IS a stripper, who will be hosting the strip club’s grand opening on March 21st.

H/T TMZ, Daily Mail