Let the Lord be with you.
Scott Disick, professional party boy who tapped Kourtney Kardashian before Justin Bieber did, is proof you can be a high-functioning man child until well into your 30s. As a fellow party boy man child, Disick’s continued ridiculousness is tremendous news.
He is the star of Chris Brown’s new music video, in which acts like his usual self:
“Hey, it’s understandable on the fucking Porsche, but off the Lambo, bitch, come on! Chris, yo, you gotta come over here… I really can’t fuck all these bitches without you. I can’t do this without you man, you gotta get over here to the house.”
Even though it’s fiction, funny to think how this exact scenario has played out hundreds of times over the year. Just The Lord being The Lord.