Scott Disick Has ‘Allegedly’ Been Trying To Hook Up With Kendall Jenner

According to very reliable sources* Lord Disick, 31, allegedly has eyes for one Kendall Jenner, 19. And while there probably isn’t an ounce of truth to any of that we REALLY WANT TO BELIEVE so let’s suspend disbelief for a moment.

In March, it was reported that Scott proposed to Kendall! “He told [Kendall] how unhappy he is with Kourtney, how the passion is gone in their relationship,” a source told Star. “And in the same breath he talked about running away with Kendall. He said he’s desperate to start fresh.”

The insider adds that Scott allegedly couldn’t fight his feelings for Kendall anymore, so when he had too much to drink he blurted out: “We should get married,” according to Star.

The source said that he did not have a ring and he did not get down on one knee but Kendall wasn’t having it.

“She actually told him to stop and said they had to end ‘whatever this is,’” the source claimed. “She begged him to go home to Kourtney and make things work, because she didn’t know how they could carry on without destroying the family.”

Man, if this were true, IMAGINE THE RATINGS! Kris Jenner is probably making calls right now to make this coupling happen. Screw Kourtney, money to be made, people! Hell, she’s probably the one that started the rumors in the first place.

Now I’ve never actually watched Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but from the couple of hilarious clips I have posted of Scott Disick on the show he does seem a little bit weary of Kourtney. Plus, he is The Lord, after all. How can we expect him not to stray even if it is Kendall? In fact, that’s what would make it so Disick. He’s the ultimate not-giver-of-fucks so it’d be perfect. Alas, ’tis only a dream. Right?

*not reliable at all.

H/T Barstool