The last time we checked in on Scott Disick he was offering his services to do a little barber work on his wife Kourtney Kardashian’s private area, saying he was going to “part her like the Red Sea.” It was classic Lord Disick with him getting off some of his classic one-liners.
But it turns out that wasn’t the only hilarious thing he talked about this week regarding Kourtney. In this deleted scene which I don’t know how it didn’t make it to air, Disick describes what having sex is like with Kourtney. Once again, it’s vintage Lord Disick.
“Is it awkward having sex with Kourtney?” asks Khloe opening up a giant can of worms.
“Are you joking?” replies Disick, who goes on to describe Kourtney when they have sex as “like a boat that capsizes.”
Continued Scott, “You know, you just tip it over and hope she doesn’t fall off the bed… it’s bad, it’s real bad.”