Watch Lord Disick Volunteer To Shave Kourtney’s Privates: ‘Honey, I’m Gonna Part You Like The Red Sea’

I can proudly say that I have never seen a single episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. That being said, this clip of Scott Disick offering to shave his wife Kourtney Kardashian‘s vayjay, for a fee, almost makes me want to tune in. Because it’s freaking gold.

“When I was 11, I worked in a barbershop for three days,” says Lord Disick to his pregnant wife. “I could trim you up real nice, it’s going to run you about $13.50 though.”

Off camera Disick goes even further into comedy gold telling the audience, “Her bush is hanging out there like it’s the 80s and I’m not gonna stand for that. So if I gotta get my hands dirty I will.”

Back on camera Disick tells Kourtney, while holding a pair of clippers, “Honey, I’m gonna part you like the Red Sea.”

Dammit. Now I almost want to watch the show. Only The Lord could make me ever say that.