SNL: The Rock Drops Brutally Honest WrestleMania Promos, Calls Out Opponent For Having Herpes
Dwayne Johnson first hosted Saturday Night Live in 2000, then in 2002 as well as in 2009. The Rock made a triumphant return to the sketch comedy show with a tremendous appearance.
Johnson has been making epic wrestling promos since he made his WWF debut in 1996, however you’ve never, ever heard any wrestling trash talk such as this. While it’s hard to believe that The Rock could ever cut a bad promo, these are definitely interesting to say the least.
Instead of threatening to lay the smackdown on some Kung Pao Bitch, Johnson’s wrestling persona Koko WatchOut tries to rattle his opponent by revealing traumatizing personal information about them. Taran Killam does his best “Mean” Gene Okerlund character to get the two wrestlers started. Bobby Moynihan, who is playing the over-the-top Trashyard Mutt, is paralyzed with confusion and fear when Koko WatchOut broadcasts that he has herpes.
However not only does Trashyard Mutt have herpes, but he is a huge fan of Family Guy porn.
We later find out that Koko hired a private investigator to dig up embarrassing facts about Trashyard’s real life. Then Johnson continues to hit below the belt by revealing that Trashyard has a love child that he didn’t even know about. He ends the rant by saying, “That’s what the Koko is cooking!”
It gets worse for Trashyard. Who he believed was his Internet girlfriend Stacy, a college student from Hawaii, was actually Koko. He destroyed him not by a People’s Elbow, but by catfishing his horny ass. But then Koko devours Mutt’s soul with a devious twist that is just too perfect.