A Guy Already Got A ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Tattoo Of That Stupid, Soccer Ball Droid
If you were to rank the coolest parts of J.J. Abrams’ Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer, it’d probably go something like this:
1. The Millennium Falcon scene as John Williams’ score kicks in
2. The forest shot with the new lightsaber
3. The X-Wings flying low across the water
4-217. Pretty much everything else in the trailer, except one thing
218: That soccer ball droid
You know the one I’m talking about. This guy.
Lame. So what did some super fan go and get a tattoo of, mere days after the trailer debuted?
The fucking droid.
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Dammit. It’s not just the whole “why the fuck would you do this?” aspect here. It’s that, and I’m using all caps here to emphasis my point, YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS DROID WILL DO IN THE FREAKING MOVIE.
It could be a bad guy. It could kill Luke, Leia and Han and take a mechanical shit all over their rotting corpses before announcing Jar Jar Binks will be the main protagonist for Episodes 8 and 9. What if the droid does that? Huh? What if the droid does that?
I’m all for getting whatever you want tattooed on your body, but at least wait until you know if the droid is good or evil. Come on.