Stone Cold Steve Austin’s Rant About Performing Oral Sex On A ‘Sasquatch’ Needs To Be Heard

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I think the Stone Cold Steve Austin Podcast just became a must-listen in my book.

I don’t want to go into too much detail here about Steve’s story because it’s so weird and nonsensical that you kinda just have to listen to it for yourself and bask in its amazingness. You know that when a story starts with “I dreamed last night that I made love to a female Sasquatch,” you’re in for an awesome ride.

I forgot what a boss Stone Cold is. I was a big WWE fan for a hot minute in 7th grade like I’m sure most of us were, and Stone Cold was the epitome of bad ass. I’m glad to see that he hasn’t lost a step in his older age. Most people might be embarrassed to discuss chowing down on a female Sasquatch, but not Stone Cold. He’s throwing on a bib and screaming it from the rooftops.

Peep his story. If you don’t laugh, you’re officially not human.

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