Taylor Swift’s 25th Birthday Party Included Jay Z, Beyoncé, Sam Smith And A Piece Of Shit

I know, this is a bit misleading. Most of you read the headline and expected Justin Bieber to be at Taylor Swift’s 25th birthday party, but alas he wasn’t. However Jay Z, Beyoncé, Justin Timberlake, Sam Smith girl group HAIM and Karlie Kloss were at the pop star’s birthday bash in New York City.


Timberlake was actually the piece of shit that I mentioned before. J.T. wore a poop emoji mask for the star-studded Instagram photo.

Swift’s epic b-day celebration started with her performance at New York City Jingle Ball. The celebrity shindig then moved to her Tribeca apartment.

I’d gladly wear the shit mask the entire night to be allowed at Taylor’s apartment.