There have been plenty of moments in my video game-playing career where I’ve threatened to never pick up a controller again. I always do, but — in the heat of competition — I throw a temper tantrum like a little baby and vow to never game again.
There are plenty of terrible ways to die in a Call Of Duty game, but this has to be up there. If I died from a lucky, whimsical tomahawk throw I’m never playing video games ever again. I’m logging off, putting my Xbox One on Craigslist, then joining a monastery.
Yea, I’m done after that. If you’re into these wild tomahawk kills, here’s a great video compilation of them: