‘Vagina Bones’ Are Being Censored Out Of Video Games And Gamers Are Not Happy About It, But Also VAGINA BONES!!!

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VAGINA BONES! I can’t stop saying it. I can’t stop writing it. Vagina bones. Vagina bones. Vagina bones. Apparently, gamers are super pissed that video game publishers are censoring certain anatomy parts of female characters in localized versions of their favorite titles. An example of a complaint on Twitter can be found below…

“Not only did they remove her cleavage, but they also removed her vagina bones.”

Hey, I get it. When I was younger, it was the little things that got you through the day. A line here, a line there, and you’re on cloud nine. Take away my lines and lines have been crossed.

I’d have to suspect that most of the gamers complaining are EXTREMELY hard up in the lady department and, thus, turn to their fly CGI girls and animated nymphs to get the job done, instead of just sacking up and visiting a porn site like the rest of us.

Somehow, “vagina bones” is an expression that has been around since 2011 or 2012, when someone poorly translated a character’s quote from a Japanese action fantasy manga series called Dream Eater Merry – you remember that classic, right?!? I have a feeling the term is about to blow the eff up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right.

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Via Japanator

Via japanator

Still confused? It’s the ‘V’. Literally, the ‘V’ that’s formed in the pelvic region leading to the V. The V before the V. But, that’s boring.

Here’s a deadly accurate description from Urban Dictionary:

“The crease present where the thigh meets the abdomen in physical fit females. Often enhanced by the pelvic bone.

‘That girl is wearing her pants so low that her vagina bones are showing.'”

This could be THE slang term of 2016.

Via Daily Dot