Furbies were possibly the worst invention to come out of the 1990’s, right next to Tamagotchis and Hit Clips. Who the fuck only wants to listen to 90 seconds of a song? And no matter how much I rattled my stupid Tamagotchi around my virtual hamster kept dying. Fuck that hamster, I gave you food and you were just too stupid to eat it. Not my problem. If the memory of owning a Furby and realizing that once you accidentally woke it up that it’d never shut the fuck up gives you a mild PTSD-like reaction, this video is for you.