While No Woman Looks Sane Belting Out Alanis Morrisette’s ‘You Outta Know,’ Taylor Swift Seems Especially Crazy
If there’s one song you don’t want to watch a potential love interest rock out to at karaoke (an aside: what the fuck are you doing at karaoke with someone you 1. want to impress and 2. don’t want to be embarrassed by?), it’s ‘You Outta Know’ by Alanis Morissette.
It’s not that it’s a bad song. I love every jam off ‘Jagged Little Pill.’ It’s that no woman comes across sane while belting out the deranged power girl anthem, and you’ll never ever be able to shake the look on her eye when she stares at you — you, who she’s only been dating a few weeks — and screams “Are you thinking of me when you fuck her?”
Man, that’ll ruin pretty much every future sex you ever have with anyone else.
Not… speaking from experience here.
Well, here’s Taylor Swift belting it out, and yep, she’ll stab you while you are sleeping, and when you awake screaming, stare into your eyes and smile as your body bleeds out on her king-sized bed. Then eat a baby.