Nickelback, AKA Canada’s skid mark, kicked off their “No Fixed Address Tour” in Brisbane, Queensland. And while that isn’t necessarily a crime against humanity, the Queensland Police Department thinks it’s a crime against music. Since that’s not a real crime (UNFORTUNATELY) they couldn’t actually arrest the band, but what they could do is publicly shame them on their Facebook page. So they did.
All I can say about their wanted poster is…
“Look at this photograph,
Every time I do it makes me laugh.
How is Nickelback so fucking bad?
If they quit music that’d be rad.”
Police are on the lookout for these men who are believed to be impersonating musicians around Boondall this…
Posted by Queensland Police Service on Tuesday, May 19, 2015
/Removes ass from seat
/Gives standing ovation to these heroes for their fight against evil
/Sits back down
/Resumes life