Calvin Harris Has The Sickest Burn For You Chumps Who Think He Was Getting Tugged Off At A Thai Massage Joint
Are you ready for the fire? Are you ready for the flames?
It's not going to be a 'happy ending' for everyone I sue for defamation of character for all these bullshit stories bye bye
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) October 12, 2015
BOOOOOMMM SHAKA LAKA jacked off in a Thai massage joint.
You think he workshopped that beforehand or just fired it off the cuff? Either way it’s hot. Love it. Serious. Makes you wanna believe.
This isn’t the only denial we heard. After I wrote the initial story about the handy, I got this message on Facebook.
Maybe it’s not.