Calvin Harris Has The Sickest Burn For You Chumps Who Think He Was Getting Tugged Off At A Thai Massage Joint

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AHHHHHHHH!!!

Are you ready for the fire? Are you ready for the flames?

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BOOOOOMMM SHAKA LAKA jacked off in a Thai massage joint.

You think he workshopped that beforehand or just fired it off the cuff? Either way it’s hot. Love it. Serious. Makes you wanna believe.

Whatever, Cal.

This isn’t the only denial we heard. After I wrote the initial story about the handy, I got this message on Facebook.

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My Facebook messages


Maybe it’s not.


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