Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend (Allegedly) Spends The Afternoon At A Thai Rub And Tug Joint


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Taylor Swift seems like the kind of person who would put on latex gloves before begrudgingly, half-heartedly giving you the hand job you requested, so if you are in an intimate, monogamous relationship with her, it make sense you would go elsewhere to get some quality palm to dick.

Is that why her boyfriend, Calvin Harris, was spotted leaving a Thai massage parlor in Los Angeles?

Both Radar and OK! reported on the visit, but have already pulled down their stories. Mayhaps because Taylor’s team doesn’t want the world to know about her distaste for handies? Who can say for sure?

[Via Defamer]