English singer-songwriter James Blunt has the pipes of a panty-dropping angel. Ladies swoon to classic anthems in the Blunt catalog a la “Goodbye My Lover” and “Bonfire Heart” and “You’re Beautiful”, the ultimate “mopey” Brit pop power ballad that he actually had to apologize for “forcing” down people’s throats.
As a dude, you’re probably not going to round up the squad for a wild night at a James Blunt concert. But you probably will try to take your wife for a romantic night out. Blunt himself is completely realistic about your intentions for wanting to take your girl to see him in concert too, which devolved into a hilarious Twitter thread earlier today: