Kanye West Walks Into a Pole, Which May or May Not Be a Metaphor

Come on, who hasn't walked into something and felt like a complete idiot. It's one of those embarassing things that happens to everyone, you just hope there's no one around to see it. Unforunately that wasn't the case for poor Ye.

If I were in a deep, contemplative mood, I'd wax prophetic about how Ye walking into straight into a bar might be a metaphor for his forthcoming sixth solo album. But then again, it's probably going to be the best album of 2013, so who the hell am I to offer such a profound, damnable insight.

Ye: Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar eats you. Also:

“Fish sticks.”