What do you have going on this weekend? Normal shit, like drinking, R&R, a workout or two, maybe even a round of golf? Or…ORRRRR are you gonna spend your weekend stuck inside an inescapable hole of lust and sin? What I’m saying here is, are you going to be a deadbeat with no life, or a hero who eats the butt?
I, for one, will be a lifeless deadbeat, but happy butt eating to the rest of you. And for Christ’s sake, remember to floss. Your gums will thank you.