12 ‘Things We Want’ This Week: Golf Shirts, Carnivorous Plants, Fishing Rods, And More!

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Alright, bros, it’s time again for the weekly ‘Things We Want’ feature. It’s a collection of the hottest gear I’ve come across this week. Ranging from items I desperately want in my life to things I’ll never be able to afford, I try and include a cross section of everything here in the ‘Things We Want‘ roundup. If you know of a product that you think should be featured in my weekly Gear Guide then feel free to hit me up via email at cass@brobible.com.

Masters T-Shirt From Fairway Splitters, A Must Have For Bros
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Bros! The Masters is just around the corner and you need to get on these now for Masters weekend. Over at Swing Juice, they’ve released the Augusta Collection. A dope Masters t-shirts that are peRfect for bros. You can follow that ‘BUT IT NOW’ link below to see the full Augusta Collection, but I’ve also pulled the two shirts above I think you’ll really like.

Eat. Sleep. Augusta. Repeat.


Carnivorous Plants: Adult-Sized Venus Flytrap

Venus Flytrap Carnivorous Plant


I had no idea that you could purchase these awesome carnivorous plants on Amazon. Furthermore, I had no clue that they’d only cost $16 on Amazon. Call me crazy, but aren’t carnivorious plants pretty badass? We’re heading into Spring/Summer, I’m 100% buying some of these to eat some of the bugs on my porch. I’ve always wanted a Venus Flytrap but I just assumed they were expensive because they’re so exotic. I was wrong, and I’m going to purchase one this afternoon via Amazon.


Flaming Skulls Built For Your Fire Pit

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I first came across these awesome Flaming Skulls earlier on the week on TDW, and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about them ever since. This is easily the coolest fire pit accessory ever built. Sure, they’re expensive ($65 per skull). But can you even put a price on something as awesome as this? They’re able to withstand hotter temperatures than your fire pit will ever be able to produce. If you want the best fire pit ever, OR you want your neighbors to never speak to you again then this is the fire pit accessory for you.


The Cordovan Lite Flipper Knife by Klecker Knives

ordovan Lite Flipper Knife

ordovan Lite Flipper Knife

I know that $95 might seem like a lot of money to spend on an every day carry blade, but once you really look closely at this gorgeous knife you’ll see why I had to include it today. Made by Klecker Knives, the Cordovan Lite Flipper Knife feature truly eye-catching brass accents. For more info you can follow the ‘buy it now’ link below!


Kapotas Multi-Functional Wallets

Kapotas Designs wallet

Kapotas Designs wallets have been on my radar for quite some time now, and I’m long overdue to share these with you bros. They’re multi-functional wallets that both look great and last for a long time (lifetime warranty). These wallets attach to your smartphone via suction, but are also able to be removed from your smartphone/phone case, which in many ways makes them a lot better than your traditional smartphone wallet case. They come in all sorts of styles, so if you’re interested you can just follow that link below!


OB Boards: Custom Handcrafted Paddleboards Made In The USA

OB Boards Paddleboards

OB Boards

If you’re an avid reader of my weekly ‘Things We Want‘ feature then you already know that I’m a huge proponent of American-made products. It’s not that I have anything at all against foreign craftsmanship, I just like to support my neighbors when I can. These custom handcrafted paddleboards are 100% made in America, and OB Boards are based out of St. Pete, Florida which is just down the road from me.

The Fundamental Series from OB Boards starts at $1,499, so they’re not cheap, but there’s really no such thing as a ‘cheap paddleboard’. With these, you’re paying for expert craftsmanship and you’re buying local. These are truly legit, and if you’re in the market for a paddleboard this Spring/Summer you should start by checking out the OB Boards website below!


Tenkara Rod Co. Fly Fishing Rods

Tenkara Rod Co

Tenkara Rod Co

Tenkara Rod Co. popped up on my radar earlier this week when a reader emailed me (cass@brobible) to tell me that I should check them out. First off, the price on these rods are phenomenal. For years I’ve been carrying around a 4-piece G. Loomis travel rod and while it’s been the greatest fly fishing rod on the planet, it’s also an 8-weight and I can only really use that down in Florida where I fish for saltwater species. I need something else for when I’m up in the Adirondack Mountains trying to pull Brook Trout out of tiny ponds and streams. I haven’t even mentioned the best part about these rods, so you’ll have to click below to see what makes them so unique (hint: it has to do with the reel).

I think I’ve found the rod I’m looking for in this collection from Tenkara Rod Co. I haven’t actually fished with any of these fly-fishing rods from Tenkara Rod Co. before so I can’t tell you how they actually fish on the river, but they have fantastic reviews, and they’re gorgeous.

BUY IT NOW: $179

The Filthiest And Most Hilarious Coloring Book Ever Will Melt Your Stress Away

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Sometimes an adult just needs to sit down with a couple crayons, a good coloring book and a beer and just chill the hell out. It doesn’t hurt if the coloring book is “fucking awesome.”

Fucking Awesome Coloring Book is perfectly named because it is fucking awesome.

Featuring delightfully irreverent phrases, lovely calligraphy, and illustrated backgrounds, this coloring book invites adults to color their f*cking stress away! With a range of profanity from upbeat sweary affirmations to hilariously sassy sayings, 30 different expletives offer creative stimulation and cathartic release for any mood. Designs are printed on thick, removable, frame-worthy pages—with metallic ink patterns on the back of each page—making them easy to share and display.

Just look at some of the fantastic pages you could take a crayon or marker to.


Turn Your Hands Into Crushing Machines With These Best-Selling Hand Grippers

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You can tell a lot about a man by the way he shakes a hand or punches a face or crushes two walnuts together. You can tell if he’s got hand strength or two wet slices of meat connected to his wrists.

If your hand strength is a little on the wussy side, check out these hand grips from Dongji.

With this grippers, there’s no need to buy multiple hand grips because the adjustable dial goes from 22 to 88 pounds to help build strength over time. The non-slip handles are covered with soft, comfortable and durable rubber for comfortable use. They’re ideal for improving strength, power, and speed in the wrists, fingers forearms and hands and ergonomically designed to fit all hand sizes.


The Anchor: The Original Under-Desk Headphone Stand Mount

The Anchor: The Original Under-Desk Headphone Stand Mount

The Anchor: The Original Under-Desk Headphone Stand Mount

Need somewhere to put your headphones when you’re not using them at your desk? How about hanging them underneath with The Anchor, the original headphone hanger? This sturdy yet flexible hook adheres to your desk with industrial-strength adhesive, giving you a spot to hang two sets of headphones that won’t shatter your kneecap if you happen to bump it. Organize your desk, take care of your headphones, and preserve your knees, all with one little hook.

BUY IT NOW: $9.99

All PRO Action Sports Waterproof HD 1080P Camera (76% OFF)

All PRO Action Sports Waterproof HD 1080P Camera

The All PRO Action Sports Camera features 1080p recording, with the option to film in loops or capture high-quality photos with the 12MP lens. Designed to be jitter-free, with a wide-angle lens, this durable camera is just the thing to capture fast-paced action wherever you go. Even if that’s underwater!

BUY IT NOW: $34.99 (Usually $149.95)

12,000mAh LED Power Bank (50% OFF)

12,000mAh LED Power Bank

Give yourself some portable power wherever you are with this 12,000mAh power bank! With two USB ports to charge any of your devices and enough power to fully charge any smartphone multiple times, you won’t want to leave home without this thing in your pocket. Even cooler: If you get caught in the dark, this bank doubles as a flashlight, too.

BUY IT NOW: $19.99

DJ Mixer Pro: Deliver Electrifying Live Performances with This Full-Featured Mixing Platform

DJ Mixer Pro

DJs of all levels will love the performance features and music mixing software of DJ Mixer Pro! Trusted by some of the world’s top DJs, this program combines a sophisticated, easy-to-use interface with innovative mixing tools to help you perform electrifying live mixes – be it audio, music video, or karaoke. Take advantage of all four decks to create unique, complex mixes that are emblematic of the world’s elite performers.

BUY IT NOW: $39.95

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