Alright, bros, it’s time again for the weekly ‘Things We Want’ feature. It’s a collection of the hottest gear I’ve come across this week. Ranging from items I desperately want in my life to things I’ll never be able to afford, I try and include a cross section of everything here in the ‘Things We Want‘ roundup. If you know of a product that you think should be featured in my weekly Gear Guide then feel free to hit me up via email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
The McLaren 720S Super Car
The all new McLaren 702S super car is, quite possibly, the most impressive car on the planet. A twin-turbocharged 4.0L V8 puts out an astounding 710 horsepower. It goes 0-to-60 in a whopping 2.8 seconds. And this car has a top speed of 212 miles per hour.
This might be the greatest car ever built, and you find out more details about it by following that link below.
The Yeti Hopper Two — An All-New Yeti Hopper
Recently, Yeti Coolers unveiled an all new look to their beloved Hopper cooler, and people are LOVING the Yeti Hopper Two. Some slight design changes mean that the Hopper Two now keeps ice frozen longer, and the Hopper Two is more comfortable to carry than ever before.
The Yeti Hopper Two is 100% leakproof, perfect for carrying beer/food to the beach or carrying home fish after a long day of fishing. The innumerable uses of this soft-sided cooler go on for so long I don’t even know where to begin.
The ‘Disturbed Friends’ Card Game — It Makes Cards Against Humanity Look Tame
I haven’t had a chance to play ‘Disturbed Friends‘ myself, yet, but from everything I’ve read and heard about this game, it’s like playing a more deranged version of Cards Against Humanity.
— The Worst Game Ever Made
— 250 disturbing questions and 100 offensive cartoon #WINNING cards
— A party card game you will wish you never played
— Vote on what you think your friends will do in horrible situations
— Includes game rules and voting cards for up to 10 players
Sunjoy Bel Aire Fireplace — The Sickest Outdoor Fireplace Around
Can I ever afford to drop $1,350 on an outdoor fireplace? Hell no. But that doesn’t mean I can’t put something like this on my wishlist.
Most outdoor fireplaces these days look the same. They’re either circular and open, like a big metal bowl. Or they are built to look like tiny indoor fireplaces. This one right here is pure class, and I want it now.
‘The Complete Calvin and Hobbes’ Collection Is Perfect For Fans Of The Classic Comic
It’s now possible to own every single Calvin and Hobbes comic ever created. See, the world doesn’t suck too bad.
Calvin and Hobbes is unquestionably one of the most popular comic strips of all time. The imaginative world of a boy and his real-only-to-him tiger was first syndicated in 1985 and appeared in more than 2,400 newspapers when Bill Watterson retired on January 1, 1996. The entire body of Calvin and Hobbes cartoons published in a truly noteworthy tribute to this singular cartoon in The Complete Calvin and Hobbes. Composed of three hardcover, four-color volumes in a sturdy slipcase, this New York Times best-selling edition includes all Calvin and Hobbes cartoons that ever appeared in syndication.
This is the treasure that all Calvin and Hobbes fans seek. Listen to your inner Hobbes. Buy it now.
5-in-1 Survival Flint Fire Starter Bracelet: 2-Pack
Going into the woods for awhile? Make sure you’ve got this 5-in-1 survival bracelet. Practically designed to fit comfortably on your wrist, this bracelet contains a flint, a scraper, a compass, a whistle, and paracord string all in one easy to access location on your wrist. You never anticipate disaster, but you won’t have to fear it either with one of these handy.
CUJO Smart Internet Security Firewall
“It won’t happen to me.” The most famous last words known to humanity, and perhaps never more prescient than in the digital age of hacking. Your home is full of smart devices that aren’t protected by antivirus software, leaving them and your home network open to unwelcome digital intruders. That means they can control your home’s devices, see your online activities, and even steal your personal information. Don’t let that happen.
Simply connect CUJO to your network and let it use its machine learning protocols to secure every device operating on that network. This smart firewall keeps your home (and family) safe from hacks, viruses, and other web threats that could affect any web-connected device on your network, all without slowing it down. Best of all, this deal includes a free lifetime subscription to all of CUJO’s business-level services.
Craft Beer Foam Wand
This is, without argument, a device that only a handful of people in the world will really want or appreciate. It’s a wand that’s designed to give your beer the perfect amount of head/foam. It was featured a while back in a viral video about beer snobs, but it’s a legit item, and beer lovers are praising it. It supposedly works on every type of beer, and it claims to truly ‘open’ the beer up.
The Swiss Army Spartan Knife Is Way Too Awesome To Be So Inexpensive
Sometimes an item is priced like “wuuhhhhht?” and you’ve got to do a double take.
Take for example this sick Victorinox Swiss Army Spartan Knife in Silver Tech.
When you hear the words Swiss Army Knife, chances are you think of the legendary Officer’s knife. And that legend continues with the Spartan pocket knife. This is the pocket knife that started it all. The one that helped people all around the world to get the job done. And wherever your everyday adventures take you, the Spartan is ready.
This Grizzly First Aid Kit Just Might Save Your Life (Or At Least A Limb)
Designed for adventurous hunters and fishermen, the Grizzly First Aid Kit contains supplies to treat the most common injuries in the field and includes sterile bandage materials, wound care, blister/burn care, CPR face shield, fracture/sprain care, common medications, and essential tools, all contained in a high-visibility kit.
Handsome Leather Key Case Is A Perfect Everyday Carry Accessory
You only have so much room in your pockets. Stop filling them with a massive ring of keys like you’re some God damn janitor. Grab this handsome leather key case from Phigvel Makers and eliminate the pocket bulge forever.
This Leather Key Swivel Case can hold your keys and save your things from getting scratched up in your pockets. It’s made from oiled horsehide, so it’ll soften and age beautifully. It has a custom set of screws that will hold your keys without tangling them and has “door”, “office”, “home”, and “ignition” embossed at the four corners to avoid confusion.
2000 Series Bamboo Fiber 6-Piece Sheets (77% OFF)
Make your bed your paradise with the 6-piece 2000 Series luxury sheets. Boasting ultimate softness and comfort from eco-friendly bamboo yarn and ultra soft microfiber, these silky, breathable sheets will keep you warm while giving you those curl-up-in-bed chills at the end of a long day. Get the sleep you deserve by upgrading from those hot, itchy, rough sheets to the 2000 Series!
Jawbone JAMBOX Wireless Bluetooth Speaker (Certified Refurbished) — Only $47.99
Bring music, movies, and all of your mobile audio to vibrant life, all in the palm of your hand, with Jawbone JAMBOX. This tiny little wireless speaker delivers stunning hi-fi audio that can fill even the largest rooms in your home. Powered by a pair of propriety, sophisticated acoustic drivers, the JAMBOX stands alone in its ability to produce extreme high and low frequencies from a single dome speaker. It’s a soundtrack, speakerphone, and audio source for movies and games all in one portable little box.
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