How dumb does Adidas think Americans are? Well, if these new fake mud-covered shoes are any indication, the answer is pretty dumb.
Look at these freaking things. What public demand do they think they are feeding here?
Who wants white shoes that look like they’ve been trampling through a pile of dog shit? Isn’t trying to keep your shoes clean, like, 39 percent of life?
We honestly want to see the type of person who buys this footwear. The only logical reason to do so is because you’re completely out of conversation starters. Or to give your mother a heart attack by walking through the just vacuumed living room.
Actually, that sounds kind of fun. So perhaps these aren’t totally worthless. Just mostly.