Are you ready for golf at the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio? Adidas and TaylorMade Golf are. Sure, a lot of the top players in the world won’t be in the field to represent our country (or Australia, no one wanted to represent Australia), but we’ll still be watching, because GOLF and ‘MERICA.
Golf in the Olympics may not have a storied history like other events, but it sure beats watching female gymnastics. Don’t get me wrong, female gymnastics is graceful and elegant as shit (probably the wrong word to compare grace and elegance to) but I wouldn’t watch that sport if my country wasn’t trying to win gold in the olympics. Golf, on the other hand, I watch all the time. And in any capacity. Like many of you, I love the game with an undying passion. So why wouldn’t I want to watch golf in the Olympics?
Anyway, while I was browsing the Internet this morning, I stumbled upon a Red, White and Blue TaylorMade M1 driver and then I feel down a rabbit hole of Team USA apparel. So let’s list the best, top to bottom.
I’m not much of a red guy, but the white and blue lids need to be on my front porch by EOD on Friday. You have your marching orders, Adidas.
The look in this guy’s eyes…. Either he is very passionate about Team USA, or he is not American and deeply pissed off that he is the fit model for this shirt. I can’t quite tell which it is, but the tee is fire.
CLIMACHILL USA AMERICAN STRIPE POLO
CLIMACOOL® USA ENGINEERED STRIPE POLO
CLIMACOOL® USA SPORT BLOCK POLO
RED, WHITE AND BLUE TOUR360 BOOST
Purchase: $200
CLIMASTORM USA 1/4 ZIP WIND VEST
BONUS: M1 Special Edition USA Driver
So…as sexy as this ‘Merica-fueled driver is, it’s also expensive. Like, more expensive than anyone with bills and the desire to have food and shelter wants it to be. That said, the goddamn patriot that rages inside me wants it so bad.
Haven’t seen something you fancy? Adidas has plenty more over on their site, including pants, more polo shirts and even TEAM USA Outerwear in case our guys catch a chill in Brazil.
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