Bros, you cannot expect to win a snowball fight if you don’t come correct to that battle royale. And in order to come correct to your next snowball fight you need to look past waterproof gloves and think about how you’re going to send that painful piece of ice missiling across the sky and into the head of your enemy du jour. If you haven’t figured it out by now I’m talking about a snowball launcher, you need to buy this snowball launcher for $14.95 in order to ensure you’re the baddest of asses this Winter.
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Because throwing a snowball is fun and all but launching a snowball strikes fear into the heart of your frenemies. In order to win the snowball fight before it even starts you NEED to own this snowball launcher, and I’m saying this as someone who got wrecked by some unruly youths last Winter in Central Park and wished to God I had a snowball launcher on hand to f*ck sh*t up. Look at this, look at this beautiful snowball launcher: