Nike Dropped A Very Poetic Video To Unveil The LeBron 13’s


First things first…these shoes (which are maroon-colored?) are the perfect marriage of atrocious and hideous. They are ATRIDEOUS. Can’t find a single nice thing to say about the LeBron 13’s, other than they are so high they might actually prevent ankle injuries, which is probably a nice attribute for a sneaker to have.

The video Nike released to unveil them, however, is kind of great. It features the poetry to Lemon Andersen (a human person named Lemon!) and it actually makes the entire video and it almost makes you forget that the shoes it’s promoting look like something that you would find on a used tampon.



[H/T Nike]