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New Year’s Eve–the culmination of all you failed to accomplish in the calendar year manifesting itself in one last alcohol-induced slopfest before you promise yourself to clean it up and start transitioning into adulthood. But you know as well as I do that a tiger can’t change his stripes, so roar baby roar!!!!
If you’re going to go out and set the table for 2019, you owe it to yourself and all your unattainable resolutions to dress like 2018 never deserved you.
The innovators over at Shinesty have created the sexiest NYE threads this universe has to offer and I am fighting the urge not to lick the faces of all these models and telling my girlfriend I was out playing poker at Randy’s place again.
Pick up one of these blazers and/or full suits for your New Year’s Eve party and you can all but guarantee yourself a little tonsil hockey while the ball drops. Invest in yourself.
THE BIRTHDAY SUIT | 90S NEON PARTY BLAZER
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THE GOLD ERUPTION | GOLD CONFETTI NEW YEARS EVE BLAZER
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THE WATER CUP JAZZ PRINT PARTY BLAZER
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RATTLESNAKES & CONDOMS PARTY SUIT | SNAKESKIN NEW YEARS EVE SUIT
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THE CUDDLE PUDDLE 90’S NEON BLAZER | NEW YEAR’S EDITION
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THE MUGNANI | VINTAGE FLAMINGO TURTLENECK BASE LAYER
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