Shinesty
Dear Santa:
For Christmas this year, in lieu of gifts, please make a donation to your charity of choice.
Just kidding.
I want all of this shit and if I don’t get it, I’m going to make moves on Mrs. Claus.
- A samurai sword signed by none other than American Idol’s Randy Jackson
- My metabolism back
- A keg of Four Loko
- A Shinesty Ski Suit
- A sex life
- See #4
Thank you for time, and remember the aforementioned threat about throwing game at the missus.
P.S. If you need any suggestions on a Shinesty Ski Suit, I’ve attached some of my favorites below. I’m an XL. Don’t body shame me.
THE REVERE 2.0 USA CUSTOM MEN’S SKI SUIT
Shinesty
THE FACE MELTER | MEN’S 80’S NEON SKI SUIT
Shinesty
THE GEODISIAC MEN’S RETRO NEON SKI SUIT
Shinesty
THE RIP N’ TRIP MEN’S 90’S NEON SKI SUIT
Shinesty
THE FLOATING MULLET | O’NEILL MEN’S CAMO SKI BIB
Shinesty
THE SPEEDBALL WHIZBANG | MENS 80S PRINT RETRO SKI SUIT
Shinesty
They’re….they’re beautiful.
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