This Guy Made A Lethal Sword Out Of Toilet Paper And That Watermelon Never Had A Chance

We’ve been posting a ton of weapon how to videos lately but none have involved an item as harmless as toilet paper. Well, some TP is harmless. Some of it will rip your butthole up after just a couple wipes.

This guy created a sword out of layered toilet paper and ice and went all Gallagher on a bunch of fruit. It was fun to watch.

I once made a weapon out of a toilet paper roll. I used it as a muzzle and just started shooting random backyard creatures. I was angry because my butt hurt from wiping too much.

[via The Awesomer]

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