Instead of coming up with some semi-clever opening I’m just going to cut to the chase, because you came here for giant fake boobs and it would be awful for me to deny you those boobs with paragraphs on paragraphs of fluff.
So let’s get all the logistical information out of the way:
Mayra Hills is a German “model,” professionally known as “Beshine” and is the woman with the biggest fake boobs in the world. How big are her boobs? Well her measurements are 59-28-36. Yes, her chest is 59 inches around. That’s almost 5 feet in circumference, which chalks her up to a XXX cup weighing a total of 40 pounds. Numbers and words don’t do this woman’s boobs justice though, so here are some moderately horrifying pictures that would make your average child wet themselves in fear of being smothered:
— Beshine (@iambeshine) June 13, 2014
wishing you all a great weekend ! tight tops are the best tops 😉 pic.twitter.com/sw0KD1FRPp
— Beshine (@iambeshine) May 10, 2014
— Beshine (@iambeshine) March 2, 2013
Is this sexually attractive to anyone out there? Does the woman with the biggest fake boobs in the world shock you at all? I’m genuinely curious. Let us know in the comments how much of a depraved soul you are if your answer is “yes.”