The Cute Mugshot Girl Got Arrested Again And Her New Mugshot Is Unfortunately Less Cute

You remember that girl up there? That’s Alysa Suguro Bathrick, and she took the internet by storm when she tweeted a picture of her mugshot with the declaration that the haters could fuck off, because her mugshot looked cute.

She was right. Her mugshot was cute.

Well, hard time changes a man (she was arrested then for Xanax and I doubt she served any time and she also isn’t a man but still, you get the joke). And like most criminals, recidivism is a real problem. Suguro was recently arrested for shoplifting.

Here’s her new mugshot, which is less likely to go viral.

Just a reminder, teens. Your looks won’t last.

I shouldn’t be so mean. She still looks alright.