You remember that girl up there? That’s Alysa Suguro Bathrick, and she took the internet by storm when she tweeted a picture of her mugshot with the declaration that the haters could fuck off, because her mugshot looked cute.
She was right. Her mugshot was cute.
Well, hard time changes a man (she was arrested then for Xanax and I doubt she served any time and she also isn’t a man but still, you get the joke). And like most criminals, recidivism is a real problem. Suguro was recently arrested for shoplifting.
Here’s her new mugshot, which is less likely to go viral.
Just a reminder, teens. Your looks won’t last.
I shouldn’t be so mean. She still looks alright.