Danica Patrick Bending Her Body In All Sorts Of Directions Is Equal Parts Hot And Impressive

Danica Patrick needs you to know that she’s good at yoga. She wants you to believe she’s the best. If she didn’t she wouldn’t post videos of her perfecting yoga positions like barking crab and hidden dumpling. I have no idea if those are actual yoga poses, but I bet if they are, Danica can do them. And she’s got the videos to prove it.

Danica does yoga.

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